
Early Access
Not really. It's slowing down. Last updated 3 months ago, with about one update every 4 months.
Last checked Oct 22, 2026
You're a waifu just trying to get by, eating burgers to get thicker. The simps keep coming but you have your trusty rocket launcher.
The developer filed this on the Steam store page. It is not a guess by active.games.
The only AI-generated content in this game is some of the music, where AI tools are used to generate the audio. I wrote most of the lyrics myself and used AI to help complete them. All art is created by a human 3D artist, and all game design and levels are made by me. AI is not used to generate any art, gameplay, or other assets that ship in the game.
Jun 28, 2026 · Patch note
The Katana Update (opens in new tab)
The big news first - The Katana is here and it's a hilarious multi kill weapon: [img src="{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/46149768/b498b2d642d18f7bf6a8f5fc57a2c85268853b7e.gif"] That's the TLDR - the longer update is that there's now tutorials and an actual leveling and progression added to the weapons. First off - a gamer girl that tells you at the beginning of the lev…
Jun 28, 2026 · Build
Public branch build 23957805
Latest build time Steam reports for the public branch.
Jun 21, 2026 · Patch note
MELEE IS HERE (opens in new tab)
My friends tested the launch of the early access and their first question was - WHY DON'T THE FISTS DO ANYTHING? Well, because I simply hadn't coded it yet. Now the melee is coded and you can: [img src="{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/46149768/9f02414e6d37ad604fa2ded6ac6d7fd83f60fe6e.png"] 1) Take out simps with your fists 2) Try to defeat Simpzilla with your bare hands…
Jun 20, 2026 · Patch note
Quick patch! Thank you for trying the game! (opens in new tab)
- Added headshots with AK47 and Pistol being a one shot death - Simps now die in 3 AK bullets and 2 pistol bullets - Fixed some holes in level 1 that would let you fall through the map - Fixed a bug where shooting above a simp would trigger a death More to come!
Total Simp Death last posted a patch note 3 months ago (Jun 28, 2026: The Katana Update (opens in new tab)).
It got about one update every 4 months over the last year and is rarely updated (14/100). 1 of the last 5 months had at least one update day. Not enough of a cadence to call it regular.
Not yet, but it is slowing down. The last build or patch note is between 90 and 180 days old.
Total Simp Death: 3 updates in the last 12 months, avg every 4 days. The chart shows the last 12 months, including months with zero patch notes. Counts are dated patch and update posts, not branch builds. The Early Access release on 2026-06-17 falls inside this window.
| Month | Updates |
|---|---|
| November 2025 | 0 |
| December 2025 | 0 |
| January 2026 | 0 |
| February 2026 | 0 |
| March 2026 | 0 |
| April 2026 | 0 |
| May 2026 | 0 |
| June 2026 | 3 |
| July 2026 | 0 |
| August 2026 | 0 |
| September 2026 | 0 |
| October 2026 | 0 |