
Early Access
Not really. Last updated 12 months ago, with no recorded updates per month, and nothing new since.
Last checked Oct 22, 2026
An alcoholic wizard with no spells, only rocks, must save his village from depraved monster hordes. Tactical action, chaotic weapon combos, and dark humor collide in this unique twist on the Vampire Survivors formula!
The developer filed this on the Steam store page. It is not a guess by active.games.
This game came from the mind of a useless human, but an equally useless AI allowed him to make this disaster possible.
Oct 24, 2025 · Build
Public branch build 20526437
Latest build time Steam reports for the public branch.
The Useless Wizard last shipped a public branch build 12 months ago (Oct 24, 2025).
It got no recorded updates per month over the last year and is rarely updated (0/100). 0 of the last 12 months had at least one update day. Not enough of a cadence to call it regular.
Yes, it looks that way. There have been no builds or patch notes in over 180 days, or none on record at all.
The Useless Wizard: 0 updates in the last 12 months. The chart shows the last 12 months, including months with zero patch notes. Counts are dated patch and update posts, not branch builds.
| Month | Updates |
|---|---|
| November 2025 | 0 |
| December 2025 | 0 |
| January 2026 | 0 |
| February 2026 | 0 |
| March 2026 | 0 |
| April 2026 | 0 |
| May 2026 | 0 |
| June 2026 | 0 |
| July 2026 | 0 |
| August 2026 | 0 |
| September 2026 | 0 |
| October 2026 | 0 |