

Early Access
It's slowing down. Last updated 4 months ago, averaging 0.3 updates a month.
Last checked Oct 21, 2026
The developer filed this on the Steam store page. It is not a guess by active.games.
The game's menu screen is AI-Generated, because unfortunately I am not a digital artist. Also, the posters/images used for the game's Steam page are just the same image that is in the Main Menu. And Jesus Christ's mogging images, because they never took any pictures of Jesus mogging anybody :(
Jesus Christ Simulator: 3 updates in the last 12 months, avg every 68 days. The chart covers 24 months from November 2024 to October 2026, including months with zero patch notes. Counts are dated patch and update posts, not branch builds. November 2024: 1, December 2024: 1, January 2025: 0, February 2025: 0, March 2025: 0, April 2025: 0, May 2025: 0, June 2025: 0, July 2025: 0, August 2025: 0, September 2025: 0, October 2025: 0, November 2025: 0, December 2025: 0, January 2026: 0, February 2026: 2, March 2026: 0, April 2026: 0, May 2026: 0, June 2026: 1, July 2026: 0, August 2026: 0, September 2026: 0, October 2026: 0.
| Month | Updates |
|---|---|
| November 2024 | 1 |
| December 2024 | 1 |
| January 2025 | 0 |
| February 2025 | 0 |
| March 2025 | 0 |
| April 2025 | 0 |
| May 2025 | 0 |
| June 2025 | 0 |
| July 2025 | 0 |
| August 2025 | 0 |
| September 2025 | 0 |
| October 2025 | 0 |
| November 2025 | 0 |
| December 2025 | 0 |
| January 2026 | 0 |
| February 2026 | 2 |
| March 2026 | 0 |
| April 2026 | 0 |
| May 2026 | 0 |
| June 2026 | 1 |
| July 2026 | 0 |
| August 2026 | 0 |
| September 2026 | 0 |
| October 2026 | 0 |
Jun 17, 2026 · Patch note
I have fixed some control issues. Iron Jesus's suit is now cooler, and his weapons affect civilians also.
Jun 17, 2026 · Build
Public branch build 23790679
Latest build time Steam reports for the public branch.
Feb 2, 2026 · Patch note
Jesus can now mog demons.
Feb 2, 2026 · Patch note
I have been unable to code updates for this game for the past year, as my old computer basically exploded. But I'm back! Thank you for the continued support! You guys are amazing... MAJOR UPDATES include: New powers more optimization better flight mechanics new ways to kill demons new satisfying ways to send people to heaven by turning them to dust Updated…
Dec 7, 2024 · Patch note
A lot of people are unfortunately unable to play the game because of the hardware requirements. So I have removed over 700,000 additional polygons from the rendering process, and made all NPCs low-poly characters. I have also created an optimized, smaller map for less powerful PCs, so that people can enjoy the game without owning a full gaming rig. Thanks f…
Jesus Christ Simulator last posted a patch note 4 months ago (Jun 17, 2026: PATCH 67).
Jesus Christ Simulator averaged 0.3 updates a month over the last year. Jesus Christ Simulator is rarely updated (12/100). 2 of the last 12 months had at least one update day. Not enough of a cadence to call it regular.
Not yet. Jesus Christ Simulator is slowing down: the last signal is between 90 and 180 days old.