
Early Access
No. Last updated 2 years ago, with no recorded updates per month, and nothing new since.
Last checked Oct 22, 2026
The first intellectually non-discriminatory chess variant. Instead of thinking, just move your pieces in one of the many absurd ways!
May 26, 2024 · Patch note
Update - Beta v1.1 (opens in new tab)
- New achievements: - TUSK IS BETRAYING THE NATION - Eliminate 4 pieces of the same player (can be your own) with one shot from the Wozdoopy Grenade. (idea: @wengiel) - TUSK WANTS TO TEACH CHILDREN... - Dry beat foreign horse meat 4 times in a row. (inspiration: @wengiel) - EDGING OF TUSK - Use your own piece to make a German agent fall off the board.. - TU…
May 26, 2024 · Build
Public branch build 14501417
Latest build time Steam reports for the public branch.
Feb 19, 2024 · Patch note
Beta v1.0.3 - change log (opens in new tab)
- Restored displaying "Draw" & "*player-color* wins" when a game ends & fixed draw and first-win achievements - Fixed the two-coins-land-on-one achievement when in client-only mode (when not being the horst) - Fixed "check" (losing all pawns) when all kings of a player (e.g. in "Vatican" mode) fall off board in the same turn - Knights will no longer bounce…
Feb 10, 2024 · Patch note
Beta v1.0.2 - change log (opens in new tab)
- Now you gain SP for killing an enemy SeaWeed - SP will no longer be decreased if the coin killing other coin from its team is infected with an enemy SeaWeed - Fixed auto-setting of "show subtitles" option - Fixed bug with SeaWeed sometimes not colliding - Mouse will no longer collide with SeaWeeds that are not fired (the ones that are still "attached" to…
Feb 4, 2024 · Patch note
Beta v1.0.1 - Change log (opens in new tab)
- Improved blowing coins from longer distances (but it is still recommended to get really close to the coin you want to blow) - Renamed option "Local multiplayer" to "Anyone can play for anyone" & added some new tips/warnings while in a lobby - It's now a bit easier to move the Rook diagonally and the Bishop straight (reduced damping from 50% to 40%) - Adde…
Chess for idiots last posted a patch note 2 years ago (May 26, 2024: Update - Beta v1.1 (opens in new tab)).
It got no recorded updates per month over the last year and is rarely updated (0/100). 0 of the last 12 months had at least one update day. Not enough of a cadence to call it regular.
Yes, it looks that way. There have been no builds or patch notes in over 180 days, or none on record at all.
Chess for idiots: 0 updates in the last 12 months. The chart shows the last 12 months, including months with zero patch notes. Counts are dated patch and update posts, not branch builds.
| Month | Updates |
|---|---|
| November 2025 | 0 |
| December 2025 | 0 |
| January 2026 | 0 |
| February 2026 | 0 |
| March 2026 | 0 |
| April 2026 | 0 |
| May 2026 | 0 |
| June 2026 | 0 |
| July 2026 | 0 |
| August 2026 | 0 |
| September 2026 | 0 |
| October 2026 | 0 |